Saturday, March 7, 2009

Monopoly = Evil Hang


Note: I had to add this comic when Mariana showed it to me. This is exactly how I would like to play the game.

Do you become super competitive when you play this game? Are you determined to own all the properties, and build hotels on them? Do you get physically angry when you have to go to jail? Do you feel happy inside when you are winning?

I can answer YES to all of those questions. Whenever I play this game, I am convinced that I have to beat everyone. I play fair, but I do not play nice. I don't care who I have to take down in order to get what I want. I don't care if I am playing with kids; I want to win. I will also laugh, when I make you bankrupt. Is that evil? 

If I win the game, I'll become depressed when I realize that it's not reality, and that it was only a game. I do not own any hotels or property in the real world, and that can make me feel a little sad. If only, if only I owned a bunch of hotels like the Hiltons. 

Maybe I shouldn't play this game anymore... It makes me mean, and mean Hang isn't a pretty sight.

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